Maine's Own Computa-bonics
Gary Crocker says he can't take credit for inventing "Maine comput-a-bonics." Someone e-mailed him with the following terms and wrote, "Gary, you ought to use these in your storytelling." So he did.
DOWNLOAD: Take the firewood off my pickup truck.
MEGA HERTZ: If you lift too much wood at once.
HARD DRIVE: My dirt road in March during mud season.
BYTE: What you're going to get if you don't have screens on your windows.
MODEM: What I did to my lawn this summer.